Saturday, December 18, 2010


The hottest rumour in Kuching today is that our beloved Chief Minister will be getting married on Saturday 18th December. His future wife is further rumoured to be a young foreigner. Details of two wedding receptions have been whispered, and we cannot verify their truth, but:

(i) Official Government Dinner at Pullman Hotel.

(ii) Private reception at his residence Demak Jaya catered by Borneo Convention Centre Kuching on an Arabic Asian theme for 300 friends, family and VVIPs. Why Arabic theme? Because the bride is a 17 year old Lebanese girl introduced by Taib's own sister Raziah Mahmud, who is married to a Lebanese businessman.

We would like to take this opportunity to wish our beloved Chief Minister heartiest congratulations if this rumour is indeed true.

We have also heard that the CM will make a surprise announcement that he will retire in January and vacate his Balingian seat for the next state elections. This will catch everyone by surprise and the Opposition will not be able to target Taib anymore. Sarawak Report and Radio Free Sarawak will become ineffective and will have lost their prime target who will have surrendered and stepped down. However, Taib will keep his successor a secret.

In January, Taib will finally step down and hand over his job to his most trusted deputy and make the announcement:

Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu anak Numpang will become the next CM of Sarawak.

This is a good strategy because Taib knows that the majority of rural Ibans will be happy and 'celap ati' because finally they will have an Iban CM. They will continue to vote for BN because finally they will be able to see with their own eyes that they have an Iban CM. BN will win big, thanks to rural Iban voters who will be celebrating that they have an Iban CM.

Jabu will make the announcement for the state elections and lead BN to a resounding victory with the help of the rural Ibans who will still be celebrating for having an Iban CM.

Once BN has won, Jabu will make a further surprise announcement and step down on election results night. He will give way to the person who will stand at the Balingian seat that was vacated by Taib. Who will that person be?

Taib's own family member, Datuk Sri Dr. Hj Mohd Effendi Norwawi. Effendi and Taib are first cousins.

Effendi becomes Chief Minister and appoints Datuk Seri Douglas Uggah as Deputy Chief Minister. Power in Sarawak goes back to Taib's family. As the crowning glory, Effendi appoints Taib as Governor of Sarawak and the Agong makes him Tun Abdul Taib Mahmud.


Berita angin ti pemadu angat ti benong nyadi buah kenang mensia maioh diatu iay pasal Kepala Menteri ti deka bebini kena 18hb Disember 2010. Bini iya nya siko orang ari menoa tasik ti agi biak amat umor. Penerang pasal pengerami nikah seduai tu bisi udah kenang-kenang mensia maioh, lalu kami enda ulih ngamat ke berita tu tang:
(i) Pengerami makai lemai ba Pullman Hotel

(ii) Pengerami nikah ba rumah iya empu di Demak Jaya, pemakai disedia ke caterer ari Borneo Convention Center Kuching ngena chura adat asal bansa Arab dikena nyamu 300 iko bala pangan, sida diri sebilik enggau bala pemesai-pemesai. Nama kebuah ngena chura bansa asal Arab? Laban pengantin indu nya, nembiak indu bebansa Lebanon ti baru beumor 17 taun. Indu nya dikelala nengah menyadi Taib ti benama Raziah Mahmud, ti jadi enggau orang dagang ti mega bebansa Lebanon.

Ngena peluang tu, kami deka meri tabi puji soh Kepala Menteri ti dikesayau ke kami enti sema berita angin tu endang amat.

Kami bisi mega ninga berita angin pasal Kepala Menteri deka meri penerang enggau ngenyit ti madah ke diri deka badu kereja dalam bulan Januari 2011 tu ila, lalu nurun ari penudok Balingian iya rambau pengawa bepilih ti ka datai tu ila. Orang maioh deka tekenyit, lalu bala ari penyakal lalu enda ulih ngalah ke iya. Sarawak Report enggau Radio Free Sarawak deka pulai nadai reti laban Kepala Menteri udah nyerah ke diri lalu badu mangku pengawa. Taja pan baka nya, Taib disadang mengkang belalai ke sapa pengari ti deka nganti iya nyadi Kepala Menteri.

Dalam bulan Januari 2011 tu ila, Taib deka badu mangku pengawa iya, lalu nyerah ke pengawa Kepala Menteri ngagai sapit iya, ti endor iya lalu ngeluar ke penerang:

Datuk Patinggi Tan Sri Alfred Jabu anak Numpang deka dipadu ke nyadi Kepala Menteri Sarawak.

Tu mih chara kedua ti diator Taib, laban iya nemu tebal agi bansa Iban deka rindu sereta chelap ati meda sida udah bisi pengari sebansa enggau sida nyadi Kepala Menteri. Sida pan lalu terus ngundi BN laban sida udah meda ngena mata diri empu Jabu nyadi Kepala Menteri. BN deka menang besai, terima kasih ke bansa Iban di menoa pesisir ti deka ‘begawai besai’ meda bansa Iban udah nyadi Kepala Menteri.

Jabu deka mansut ke siti penerang sebedai pengawa bepilih ti endor iya deka ngulu ke BN ngulih ke pemujor ari sukong bala Iban menoa pesisir ti deka berami ketegal ti udah bisi Kepala Menteri Iban.

Udah BN menang, Jabu lalu mansut ke siti da penerang ti ngenyit ke ati semoa orang ba malam pengawa ngira undi. Iya deka madah ke diri badu nyadi kepala menteri. Iya deka ngawak ke siko da orang ti udah menang bediri ba sitak menoa Balingian ti udah dipuang ke Taib. Sapa orang nya kini?

Orang ti diasoh Jabu nganti iya, iya nya petunggal Taib empu, iya nya Datuk Sri Dr. Hj Mohd Effendi Norwawi.

Effendi mih ti nyadi Kepala Menteri Sarawak, ti lalu ngasoh Datuk Seri Douglas Uggah nyadi Sapit Kepala Menteri. Reti nya kuasa agi mengkang ba sida Taib sebilik. Udah ngasai ke diri menang besai baka nya, Effendi lalu nyiri Taib nyadi Governor menoa Sarawak, lalu Agong deka meri iya tanda pangkat Tun Abdul Taib Mahmud.


Anonymous said...

Is the information leaked by them reliable?

Al Tugauw said...

Effendi and Taib are NOT first cousins. Neither Effendi's father or mother are brother or sister to Taib's father or mother.

Anonymous said...


Sarawak Boy said...

Al Tugauw. Before you make statements of which you cannot be certain of and end up with egg on your face, please check your facts and do some research.

But that is not my point. My point is this is precisely what the Dayaks are guilty of: they pick on minor irrelevant details and miss the big picture. The big picture here is that power still remains with the Taib family. How Effendi and Taib are related is not the main point.

But Dayaks being Dayaks, they like to find fault in other people, and in the process, get screwed by the bigger fish.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happens, don't b distracted! Do and act by our conscience. Enough is enough. We ned change, full stop.

Anonymous said...

I don't like to be racist or be called racist...but if that(the above issue) happens... then that's 100% racist in practice... come on people don't ever let this happen, no matter what, no matter how...that cheat minister must pay...and not sit on that TYT's throne...cos his ass ain't fit in there.

Anonymous said...

Tun Rahman Yaacob and Taib's mother were siblings.

Effendi's father, a Christian Melanau, converted to Islam when he married Tun Rahman Yaacob's cousin. This makes Effendi a distant cousin (2nd cousin) of Taib through their common uncle, Tun Rahman Yaacob.

Anonymous said...

what if i tell you vote is just changing fiscal policy and how government policies can affect the economy.

As we all know, our current money-based economies undergo the business cycle from recession to a boom and back. And they are influenced by supply and demand. Government has 2 ways of influencing the economy: taxes and government spending. Government spending puts in money into circulation thus boosting incomes of those who receive the money from government spending. Taxes takes money out of circulation, thus reducing incomes.

Using these two methods governments has some control over how low recessions get or how high booms get. Often when a recession hits. Government can either lower taxes or increase government spending. When there is a boom government can cut spending or increase taxes.

There are 2 political views:
1)Government isn't doing enough for the people, and lacks the resources to do so
2)Government is too inefficient when its big

Folks with view (1) would promote that government spend more during a recession to reduce loss of spending (low low spending as a result of low demand), and keep money in circulation and reduce duration of a recession (bailouts, welfare). And when a boom comes along, government should increase taxes to slow the increasing demand (high demand leads to high inflation).

Folks with view (2) promotes the opposite measures. During a recession, they promote cutting taxes, so that people have more money to spend and hence keep demand higher than it usually would be in a recession. Then when a boom comes along they say government should reduce spending so the amount of money injected into the system is reduced and hence reduce inflation (lowering social services, welfare etc).

If you folks have been paying attention to politics these 2 views and measures should sound very familiar. Peter is right when he says that these two parties are 2 sides of the same coin (the coin being the monetary system). The truth is people are choosing between 2 methods of controlling booms and recessions, when they vote: nothing more. THIS CLEARLY SHOWS WHY any political party WAS NEVER ABLE TO BRING REAL CHANGE. Of course there are certain discrepancies: like how republican GWB boosted gov't spending by going to war with Iraq.

The folks advocating free-market economics obviously support view (2). While folks have socialist views support view (1).

however for those want to learn the root cause of these dilemma, please educate yourself about money first,

mind you it is something you will never learn from school, neither we rarely try to question about it. why? its simply not real and just a faith, and how is it logical for a rational human being would get involved in such a deep mental and physical level?

17 years old lebanese wife

women need to be 'make up' and look 'desirable' in order to get better job and easier dealing with others, which is dishonest outright in any means during communication.

so currently rich people should realize if women are attracted to them is either being misused by them for money,materialistic gain, and rich wouldnt feel being cheated/dishonesty? its just matter of time the lebanese wife going to look for younger men as secondary 'husband'

I find it extremely repulsive that an individual could live for decades with someone they do not love due merely to money.

high priced bimbo with the brains of a retarded lap dog. plain and simple. I can tell you looks are nice but without a good mind people are pretty much a waste of air.

Anonymous said...

["...This will catch everyone by surprise and the Opposition will not be able to target Taib anymore. Sarawak Report and Radio Free Sarawak will become ineffective and will have lost their prime target who will have surrendered and stepped down. ..."]

Ya kah?

It might make Karim Hamzah and Fadhillah wet but that's what these dumbos do. Get wet over nothing.

If anything, there might be some Dayak support coz Jabu might warm the seat for a while, only to be taken over by another Dayak - Maybe Baru Bian ! :-))

Simple minded Dayaks might fall for this and that's the humiliation - Karim Hamzah and Fadhillah are saying - "You orang Dayak semua bodoh. Paloi " !!!

Well, the election will be time to prove it's right or wrong!

Anonymous said...

why the road n sarawak tidak rata.. sakit bandan maa... itu moto punay mounting, absober n lain kerap rosak.. itu fly over agak sama..siap bikin itu jalan class punya.. n sign board taman2 perumahan pun tidak ada.. susah mau cali rumah christmas wonder police and bomba, ambulance always late to the crime or any scene.. coz no proper sign board...baru bian..look into its please...

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